Quintessential M. Oolders pitch fiction stuffed with a scrumptious Valentine's Day Easter egg. Who's hungry for spicy satire with a side of interspecies romance?
There's no escaping werewolf romantasy right now. I really don't get it. Which means I'll have to read some to figure out what the freakin' big deal is. 🙂
"Irreversible death!" I'll take the Reversible kind, please. More HOMERAKER!!
"Elven priestess and paralegal". I am thinking of adding this to my professional resumé.
"a wood sprite named Twittle who grants him a gift certificate to a waxing salon" hahahahaha
"band geeks and cosplay gamers (plus token hot girl)." Shades of my own high school days...
"their shared romance language of stomps, snorts, and whinnies" Sounds like my ex- husband. Loads of fun...but...
"...five inexplicably hot, clean-shaven, twenty-something, billionaire business tycoons with acute nymphomania-induced agoraphobia." I wonder if I can find a couple of these on craigslist...?
This post represents everything I love about Meg Oooolders!
The trailer is so unnecessary hahahaha. The pitches are so accurate, though. Love it.
Aww... but I worked so hard on it! 😂😂
Glad you had fun with the pitches. 💕
Unnecessary in the best way! 😁
Hooray! 🐴
Well done Meg, this is awesome. The book titles alone are hilarious, you nailed it. Happy Valentine's Day!
Thanks, Donna! I had a lot of fun with these. There's so much fuel for parody on those bestseller lists.
Happy Valentine's Day to you! 💕
The Golf synopsis was definitely good. But you picked my favorite for the Easter Egg. That was fun.
Yay!
Thanks for opening the egg. I put an embarrassing amount of work into that trailer. 😂
Loved "WILF"!
I would have been tempted to call Johnny from your golf novel "Archie Bunkermaker", but that's probably a bad call...
There's no escaping werewolf romantasy right now. I really don't get it. Which means I'll have to read some to figure out what the freakin' big deal is. 🙂
...or big hairy deal!
Say My Neigh-m...I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
You're welcome! 😊😂
Same!
"Irreversible death!" I'll take the Reversible kind, please. More HOMERAKER!!
"Elven priestess and paralegal". I am thinking of adding this to my professional resumé.
"a wood sprite named Twittle who grants him a gift certificate to a waxing salon" hahahahaha
"band geeks and cosplay gamers (plus token hot girl)." Shades of my own high school days...
"their shared romance language of stomps, snorts, and whinnies" Sounds like my ex- husband. Loads of fun...but...
"...five inexplicably hot, clean-shaven, twenty-something, billionaire business tycoons with acute nymphomania-induced agoraphobia." I wonder if I can find a couple of these on craigslist...?
This post represents everything I love about Meg Oooolders!
You should write more humor, Sharron.
"Sound like my ex-husband-" 😂
You can find ANYTHING on Craigslist. 💕
Here. This will make you laugh. We ALL need a good laugh, right?
https://sharronbassano.substack.com/p/copy-the-half-star-50-a-night-very
Left a "loved it" in your comments over there.
Here's one for here, too. "Loved it." 🙂
I love these! They would all make hilarious books! I’m still hoping you’ll write a YA novel about the vampire influencer. 😂🙏
It's on my bucket list. 😉
Each one was THE BEST...until the next one! Loved them all, Meg!
Thank you, Amanda! 💕🙂
Omg, I thought you couldn’t top “Say my neighm ” but the reverse harem one?? Oh lord. 🤣🤣😎😇
That one was in direct retaliation to a book I saw on Wattpad called "The Billionaire's Librarian Harem". I wish I was kidding. 😂
Thanks for checking out my SMN trailer and leaving a comment on YouTube, too. 😊
You’re welcome! It was soooo goodly bad.
Oh, I've been looking for a place to put my Ways of Our Wives and General Incompetence FanFic. Thanks for the laugh, Meg.
You're welcome! 🥂🙂
Yeah, I'd read those. Well, maybe not the horse one.
No hard feelings, Mark. We all have our limits. 🙂
I'd say I could write all of them. But ... maybe not the horse one. 😂